5.04.2006

WHAT IT IS ...



A BRIEF SYNOPSIS:

This blog is all things Curtis Jensen.

The point is to get all of my shit in one spot, writings, images, recordings, jibba jabba, whatever.

I'm going to be leaving town in a bit for places far removed, and I will be using this blog as way for those interested to keep an eye on me while I'm gone. I'm still not sure if I'm down with the blog scene, so in the next few weeks I'll be trying out a few different content ideas. Should be an embarrassing experiment all the way around.

I realize that this interface is a bit crude, and reading poems online blows, but I'm a poor dude with zero interweb savvy, so whatever. I've included some images for a few of the poems, not sure if that's a good idea or not, but whatever, I say why the hell not. I'm going to try and figure out a way to index each poem by it's respective chap book and rough release date, who knows if that'll work though. I'm working on getting all the junk up from COMFORTCANTTOWABOAT and Apologies for Appliances in the Bathtubs of Loved Ones, stay tuned.

I've listed links to most of the musical projects I've worked on in the last few years, sorry so many of them are Myspace based, but again, I'm a poor dude without interweb savvy, and that's as good as it is going to get for now. I plan to have the Ditch and Sweet Jesus stuff live within the next couple of weeks, should be a nice trip down memory lane. Please forgive the poor sound quality and the plain site setups. I'm working on a general time line and explanatory blurb for each project, that'll all come as updates in due time.

If anyone wants to get a hold of me, curtisinterruptus@hotmail.com is the way to do it, comments, critiques, hot fishing tips, whatever, I'm in to all that shit.

Also if anyone has photos, recordings, or video footage of any performance that I've been involved with, hook the mutha fucking hooks.


And you're goddamned right that's me in a face mask attempting to ignite a roman candle in gale-force winds.

ANDY PATTERSON: BEARDS GROW BACK



As it was printed in Slug Magazine ....





202 Oct 2005: Andy Patterson: Beards Grow Back
_POSTEDON Sep 30, 2005 - 11:10 AM by publisher

BY CURTIS JENSEN

Andy Patterson has been an active fixture in the Salt Lake music scene for 17 years. As a drummer, his pedigree is extensive and includes stints with a representative cross-section of SLC’s most relevant and influential bands: Lumberjack, Iceburn, Polestar, State of the Nation, Red Bennies, Ether, Stella Brass, Hello Amsterdam, Longarm, and more. His touring experience includes supporting Fugazi and Lifetime across Europe with State of the Nation, as well as North American tours drumming for Shelter, Blue Tip and Inside Out. You read that right, Inside mother-fucking Out. Currently he splits his drumming time between popsters Hudson River School, and reincarnated doom-rockers Hammergun.



After two years in Los Angeles interning and working in recording studios on projects ranging from Rage Against the Machine’s live performance on MTV’s T.R.L., to a collaboration between DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist, Andy returned to Salt Lake in 2000 to set up his own studio. Like his drumming credentials, Andy’s recording resume reads as a laundry list of SLC’s finest: Clear, The Kill, The New Transit Direction, The Wolfs, Furious Fire, Endless Struggle, The Numbs, The Dirty Birds, Le Force, Spanky Van Dyke, Starmy, Aftermath of a Train Wreck, Tolchock Trio, All Systems Fail, Day of Less, Gaza, Stiletto, Rifle Street Music, Contingency Plan, Thunderfist, Walken, Victrola, Iodina, Cub Country, and Utah Slim.

I bummed a smoke from Andy for the first time outside of the old KRCL building in 2001, while taking a break from laying down basic tracks during Form of Rocket’s Se Puede Despidir a Todos sessions. Now he invites me to his annual 24th of July barbeques.

SLUG: Why recording? How did recording come about?
AP: I am a drummer and, on the totem pole of priority and hierarchy in the band scheme, the drummer is the lowest on the rung. I was sick of being at the mercy of the songwriter, so I bought a sampler, and I was like, “I’m going to make my own music.’ Not fuck being a drummer, just separate; I needed to have some sort of voice. I needed to do something that I could take control of.

SLUG: Was this a response to a person, or just in general?
AP: Just in general, not out of spite. If I wanted to be able to say, “Maybe we should try this or try that,” I kind of needed to have something to back it up, and no one would take me seriously because I was the drummer. Like, “What do you know about chords? You don’t even know what note that is!” I bought a sampler, and shortly after that I bought a computer. I pirated some recording software and recorded little things here and there, but the biggest catalyst was moving to California.

SLUG: Why’d you go to California?
AP: I went to California because, well, I was actually going to go to New York. Most of the friends that I was playing with at the time, Jim (Kimball), Jeff (Johnson), Jamison (Wilkins), Matt (Matteus), Jeremy (Chatelain), Cache (Tolman), all those guys moved to New York. I was going to go out there, but everyone kept warning me about how hard it was to live in New York.

SLUG: Did you feel a competitive thing from them?
AP: I just felt like ... (pause), yeah, there was a bit of competition. Like, “Oh shit, moved to New York and he joined Handsome and those guys are on tour with Silverchair right now and everyone’s blowing up and all they had to do is move to the big city!” That was my and everyone else’s motivation: get out of small town, move to big city. That’s were the success is, where the action is. I actually had a U-Haul booked for New York, to go east, and I got a call from John Bunch from Sense Field, and they were looking for a drummer. They were having auditions, so I switched my U-Haul and I went to California instead. I had like a hundred bucks, and it was your basic cliché story; I had no money, and I ate ramen for a month. I put an ad in The Recycler and this girl responded to my ad, and she wanted me to play in her band. The first night that I met her, we went back to her place, and her roommate is this guy Critter, Jeff Knewel, he’s a producer. He’s from Chicago and did all the old Ministry stuff. He was working on the Guns n’ Roses record out there.

SLUG: The, the ...
AP: The infamous one, Chinese Democracy. The one that still hasn’t come out (giggles). But he had a Pro Tools rig in his living room. I mean, when we walked in, I was like, “Oh my god, this is what I want, I want my life to look like this.” I asked him, “Ok, I’ve got a couple thousand dollars, what recording school should I go to?” He said, “ Don’t. Don’t go to school. Buy a rig and just start recording.” So I did that, I bought a Pro Tools rig, he hooked me up with all his plug-ins, and then he taught me how to use the interface. Shortly after that I moved back here.

SLUG: That seems to be a pretty common theme for Salt Lake, leaving and coming back.
AP: It’s funny because Salt Lake’s a vortex, you go out, and then you realize, and then you come back. For me, I just had to get out of Salt Lake; I just had to do something. I feel good that I lived in California for 2 years and I got along just fine. I paid my bills, I traveled, I didn’t get my ass kicked, and I didn’t have to suck dick for coke or anything. When I would come back, I’d see all my friends and I just realized, you know, this is a really beautiful place to live in, its not gross, its not spread out, its not expensive, and all my friends live here. Like, what am I doing? By the second year I was in L.A., it was just basically work, home, work, home. It was like, “Fuck it, I’m going to go back to Salt Lake. I like that place, it’s cool,” and still, to this day, I love Utah. I don’t have any plans on moving anytime soon.

SLUG: What is your role in the recording process?
AP: To be the extra guy in the band that knows about this stuff. I just happen to know how to use this stuff (waves his hand around the control room) better than you guys, so it makes sense for me to run this stuff and for me to be sitting in this chair and doing the edits and stuff like that. When I make records, especially with people I like, I really try to have the vibe be that we are in our bedroom, making this with a ghetto four- track, and have it be fun on that level. I’m the extra band member, and my job is geeky tech stuff. You know, there’s a drummer, there’s a guitarist, there’s a bassist, there’s a keyboard guy. I’m just a degree off from the keyboard guy.

SLUG: So for you, there’s a personal, an interior, link to all of this?
AP: Absolutely. I think that’s what makes me different from a lot of other studio engineers. I’m really more romantic about it. I want to have a friendship with the bands that I record. I went to a memorial the other day for Blake [Donner] from Parallax, and I got up and spoke, which is weird because I don’t do that. I don’t do any of that stuff, but I had to just get up and reflect a little bit upon how personally special it is to me to be part of something like that. To take his art and his voice and immortalize it, to help bring his art to fruition, I think that’s a really special thing.

SLUG: What do you think is the role that digital recording technology plays in the democratization of music distribution? As somebody who works in the digital format, do you see similarities?
AP: Yeah, absolutely. The fact that I have this equipment at my disposal is amazing to me. Sometimes I feel like an asshole because I listen to Sgt. Peppers or old Zeppelin records or Marley records that were recorded on 1, 2, 4 tracks tops. I have gear that would make them lose their minds. I can’t make those records yet, but back 20 years ago, I wouldn’t be able to have a studio unless I had $50,000 to start it with. For me to be able to quit my day job and do this for a living is amazing, especially considering the investment that I’ve put in has been very minimal. Compared to like, Counterpoint, where they have actual rooms and tape machines and big ass boards and huge monitors, that stuff’s not necessary now. For all intents and purposes, most of the best records are made with meager means.

SLUG: Did Clive Davis [American Idol producer] make you shave your beard?
AP: No, he didn’t make me shave my beard. Our (Hudson River School) pimps suggested that if I had the beard, I would look a lot older than I am, and that Clive is very youth driven. Even with me shaving the beard, they said that we were too old. I wouldn’t have cut my hair. I already feel bad about it. I felt like a fucking monkey, jumping around (claps his hands together), “I’ll cut my beard for you, anything you say! Thank you sir, may I have another!”

WILL SARTAIN SAYS LET'S HANG OUT NAKED


as it appeared in slug magazine ....


203 Nov 2005: Will Sartain Says: Let’s Hang Out Naked
_POSTEDON Nov 03, 2005 - 01:52 PM by publisher

Subculture By Curtis Jensen

Will Sartain is the music that he plays; there is no separation between what he plays and who he is: DIY romps as the bass player for The Tremula, fragmented lyricisms as the drummer for The Buttery Muffins, or the simply put melodies of his solo project, all of these are Will. He is recently returned from a six-week tour with The Tremula that was marked by a drummer that quit, Hurricane Katrina, and difficult customs officials of the United Kingdom. As a solo artist, Will has toured extensively through North America and Europe. As a promoter, Will held the calendar for Kilby Court from Sept. 2003 to July 2005, and currently he promotes shows around Salt Lake City under his WS Presents moniker.



SLUG: How was the tour?

Will Sartain: It was good.

SLUG: Trials and tribulations?

WS: We were in Texas, and we were supposed to go to New Orleans, but the first hurricane came like two days before that, so we were stuck in this little college town, Nacogdoches. We missed two shows, one in Baton Rouge and one in New Orleans.

SLUG: Lindsay (Heath) quit. How’d everything go after that?

WS: John (Patterson) just started playing. It was ok, it worked. There were some parts I liked a lot more, some parts I didn’t like as much. She quit like six weeks in, and the thing was, none of us could get along with Lindsay. Once she was gone, immediately it was like, “Yes, we can say whatever the fuck we want.” With those three guys, I could see myself touring for a whole year straight. We did two more weeks after she left, and then we were going to go to the UK, but we were sent back.

SLUG: Wait, what?

WS: We just figured it’d be fine; we went in last time with the Will Sartain stuff the same way, and it was totally fine. The plan was to say we were coming in for one day, going to Amsterdam, then coming back and picking up our work permit at the harbor. Three of us got in, then Scott (Fetzer) got a guy that didn’t want to let him in. We were in, we were downstairs with our luggage, but he got stopped and we got sent back home.

SLUG: What is the current state of DIY music and culture?

WS: People still want to be liked. People want other people to like their band, I feel that a lot. For instance, even if people are doing something weird, these people are insecure people who want other people to say that what they are doing is cool. I’ve been thinking about the roots, you know, heavy boom-boom-boom (swings his fists, puffs his cheeks, bobs his head). Look at Vile Blue Shades. That is what is it right now, and it’s not even about the people who are doing it because I could say, “I want to play with you guys,” and they’d be like, “come on down.”

SLUG: It seems like in Salt Lake there’s been a shift back to some of those more primal emotions. A little less irony, a little less, I don’t know, love-songy ...

WS: Totally getting back to the ...

SLUG: Big ...

WS: Yeah. Perhaps it’s a way to connect with people on a broader level instead of writing this stupid-ass mopey song that applies to only these few people. I want to do something where everybody’s boomchicka-boomchicka (swings his fists again, puffs his cheeks again, bobs his head again).

SLUG: Do you look to make a living from music?

WS: I don’t even know anymore. The greatest benefit has been traveling; I don’t know if I want to make a living from it. Already I’m getting sick of it.

SLUG: Of traveling?

WS: No, not of traveling. Just the songs. I question whether they are really applicable to me, or what made them applicable to me. Maybe I’m changing how I feel. I don’t want to feel that way, I’m OK with it, but I don’t want to feel that way, just all sad. The music that has been dominating America for so long is just weak music; we don’t need to be scared or uncertain people right now. We are people that can do things. Why not? Why is it that we have to resort to, “I have to get a job at this place that I don’t want to work at?” Why don’t you start a company? That’s not even in our heads anymore. I think it fits in with that somehow, the music is, “I’m defeated, I can’t do anything, I’m weak.” I can do this, I can be a part of my community, I can contribute something.

Will Sartain’s palm was read for the first time by Annie Hawkins on October 16, 2005.

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- These are points of originality, your true talents. The things that make you different from other people.

CAPTIONS FOR DIAGRAM

- This is your heart. Your heart rules your life.

- Your lifeline is fucking huge; I’ve never seen one this long. You’ll have a long life, and you will have good luck at the end of your life.

- Love is oceans for you, it is huge.

- Your great love will peek its head in the next couple of years, when you are 27 or 28 years old.

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QUOTE BOXES

We don’t need to be scared or uncertain people right now